Category: Game News

Awful Mobile Games – Ice Queen Give Birth

Ice Queen

So I decided it would be fun to try and find a random awful looking game on the Play Store and review it. As I flipped through random game after random game I stopped and stared at one called “Ice Queen Give Birth To A Baby” PlayStore Link. The gist of the game is that Queen Elsa from the movie Frozen is pregnant (it doesn’t say by whom, so we just have to use our imagination… maybe it was Olaf?) and you have to do a few things to expedite the delivery process and then care for the baby after it’s been delivered.

I was hoping there would be some kind of metric where there’s a countdown timer to the delivery and you have to speed through the streets of Arendale to get her to the hospital before she has the baby in the back of the carriage – but no. Nothing exciting. Your first task is to grab the stethoscope off the table and with your finger wiggle it back and forth over Elsa… or the baby… I dunno, it worked both ways. A progress bar fills up and you’re done. I have no idea what I was supposed to be doing with it.


The next step is to give her an ultrasound… I’m dead serious. This was the absolute weirdest part of the whole game. I can only assume it’s supposed to be aimed towards 6 or 7 year old girls and they include the task of rubbing Elsa down with ultrasound gel and then using an ultrasound probe on her stomach to get an image of the baby. How weird is that?!?



GTAV for PC Released


Grand Theft Auto 5 for PC has released today. There have been a few hiccups reported by quite a lot of people regarding the download never finishing, decrypting the game files, or the Rockstar downloader losing it’s connection. There are of course probably more people who had no issues and some load issues on the download servers are to be expected on launch day.

Let us know how the game plays for you – lots of people are happy about the performance and say that it runs better than GTA4 does on their PC.